Wintry Wellington

These pictures are up for my record – Wellington may not see such scenes again in my lifetime. We and the rest of the country have been in the grip of a serious cold spell caused by adjacent low pressure and high pressure cells to the south of New Zealand creating a corridor that has channelled bad weather all the way up from Antarctica. A stalemate between these pressure systems is causing the bad weather to linger. Yeah…I know the scenes below are tame compared with what other parts of the world get. Or even with southerly parts of New Zealand. But it is a huge novelty for us. Things look so different with a coating of snow.

Arriving home from Martinborough on Sunday afternoon. No snow in Martinborough (then) and it was snowing, but not settling over the Rimutakas on the way home. Snowed almost all the way to Wellington, but still not settling. It was a different story when we turned ujp the Ngaio Gorge road. A short time later the Rimutaka road was closed and 100 people were trapped up there and had to be rescued.

Looking down our drive

Looking down Cockayne Road. Our driveway is just off-camera at bottom left.

Looking across Cockayne Road from our drive entrance.

The same house, next morning.

Looking across the Ngaio Valley from our house, the next morning. The previous time we saw snow on Crows Nest Hill in the background was 1983. On that occasion I think the hill was the only place that got any snow.

Liz sitting on our deck, feigning cheerfulness.

This video below shows snow outside my office window yesterday. This is almost unheard of in Wellington!

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Google Voice howlers

Today, on my brand-new Ideos X5 Android smartphone (of which more in a forthcoming post), I tested the voice-to-text option, which is available via a microphone icon on the keyboard. It uses Google Voice, which is available on any computer equipped with a microphone. The results were mixed. Sometimes it produced text that was perfectly coherent, but at other times…well, here’s an example:

I said: “I wonder if it will work – I’ll soon find out.”

Google text: “I got some hoes in Iran.”

I followed up with: “I got some hoes in Iran.”

Google text: “Suck my dick would be useful to the right hands.”

Not quite ready for prime time!

Imagine the technology being used to transcribe Hansard. That would be interesting.

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Cats are where the warmth is

It’s finally feeling like winter at our Martinborough weekender cottage and today we lit the woodburner stove in the kitchen and the open fire in the living room. This was greatly appreciated by Chino, who loves fire. He’s always been fascinated by an iPad app which shows an endless movie of a fireplace with crackling flames. The real thing is even better. (Click to enlarge the photos.)

On a rocking chair in front of an open fire. What more could a cat ask for?

On the mantlepiece above the woodburner in the kitchen

Not very long ago Chino was soaking up warmth from the sun – chronicled here. How very catlike…

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Cats on the Internet

Unless you live all your life offline, you must have noticed the feline epidemic on the Internet.

For years there have been chain emails full of photos of cute cats and kittens. In more recent times they’ve been supplanted by YouTube, which is awash with cat and kitten videos. Right now, YouTube has 134,000 cat videos and 44,000 kitten videos.

There’s a positive plethora of cats and kittens on personal blog postings. I plead guilty to some of them. Google’s blog search service finds 68 million cats and five million kittens.

‘Cute’ is the byword. Thirty-six thousand of YouTube’s cats and 27,000 of their kittens are specified as cute. Google blog searches find five million cute cats and half a million cute kittens.

The i are cute kitten

Cute can also be the yuckword, when combined with the infantile English that the cat genre seems to attract. (Go to SpeakLOLSpeak and cringe. Well I do, anyway. Also cringeworthy is is icanhazcheeseburger.com.) One SpeakLOLSpeak recommendation is the very popular YouTube video, i are cute kitten. Cloyingly naff, it’s been viewed 26 million times. Beating it handily though, are Surprised Kitty (Original) (46 million views) and Very Angry Cat – FUNNY (51 million views).
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More apostrophical crimes

All power to the South Wairarapa Adult Learning Association (SWALA) in Martinborough, for providing adult education courses. Good on them. But I sincerely hope the content of their literacy and writing courses is better than the content of this poster in the window of SWALA’s Jellicoe Street premises. The apostrophes in Beginner’s and CV’s shouldn’t be there at all, and why all the capital letters? Reading, writing, budgeting etc are generic rather than proper nouns and should only be capitalised if they start a new sentence.

Apostrophical Crimes V1 is here.

Read more about SWALA here.

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Bright spark in London

Last night I video-chatted via Skype to my daughter Su and her three-year-old, Sadie. This morning I woke up to this post on my Facebook wall:

“I was putting tape on Sadie’s mouth to keep her quiet. She pipes up, ‘I have an idea, come here mummy.’ Like a fool I do as I am told. She puts this above my lip and shouts, ‘hello Grandad!’”

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Tomatillos turning into seed

These photos show our tomatillos turning into seed for next year. First the fruit, still in its green container, starting to decay. Next, the container has lost its ‘flesh’, leaving a lacy cage for the fruit, which is starting to decay. In the third picture the fruit has rotted away, leaving seeds for next year’s crop. (click to enlarge)

This is our third season of growing tomatillos. We bought seed in the first year and they have efficiently self-sown since then. In fact, they have become a weed, albeit a tasty one. I described our first experience of tomatillos here.

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